Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, spy a baby.
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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques -- if you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is, indeed, a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
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**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.**

4. The 'Paw Slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'Hug, Smile, and Lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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PERFECT!!!

HAVE A HUG-FILLED DAY :)

 

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